This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Who needs sleep anyway, right?

Coffee, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in tasks and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Caffeine, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to communicate your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable pep talk. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of tea anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next social event
• It makes a great surprise for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite sweatpants for ultimate comfort

My Blood Type is Coffee Hoodie

I don't need caffeine like a ordinary person. I function on pure coffee. My veins are thrumming with espresso. Honestly, if you ever see me rocking this hoodie, it's a undeniable sign that I'm fully fueled.

• Grab yours before they vanish into the ether!

Glazed Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Caffeine) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe enthusiasts. You know, the kind who adore a good mood and aren't afraid to rock their style. It's got that classic look with a touch of wit, making it perfect for casual outings. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can kill your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Specs: Super-soft material
• Colors: Navy, and maybe a few funky ones too
• Feels: True to size, so you can feel confident in your pick

Score yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Might Spontaneously Talk About That Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to randomly burst into discussions about it at the most surprising times. Don't be surprised if they start a detailed rant about its fabric, design, or even more info the optimal coffee pairing. It might take some time to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled adventure.

Top I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a clothing item, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the controlled pandemonium. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy fashion choice. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just unwinding after a long week, this top is the perfect way to show off your style.

• Bonus points if you pair it with some sleep deprivation for that authentic look.
• Own this vibe and let everyone know: You run on pure willpower.